On any given night the superstars of the WWE are want to get on the mic and eloquently (or in Braun Strowman's case, not so much) state to the audience why they are the best in the business.
The focal point here is not to examine why they are superstars in the wrestling ring, but to best describe what they do outside of it, during the normal hours of everyday life. Who is the least likely to care if your toe is run over by a truck, or the most likely to become a bagel maker? These are the truly important questions in life after all.
On to the WWE superlatives!